Them: "Do you take Canadian?" Me: "No. U.S. currency only." Me in my head: "You're not in fucking Canada, idiot."
No the bookmarks aren't free.
Them: "Is it always this busy?!" Me: "It's not busy. There's only four ships in."
Them: "Oh I don't need the hangers." Me: "I'm not going to give them to you." Have you ever been to a store where they give you the hangers? That's fucking stupid.
Them: "You must love when we come to town!" Me: -smiles- Me in my head: "No, I actually want to chop your face off."
No you can't have twenty bags to "wrap" your twenty presents for your twenty grandchildren.
Me: "Thank you." Them: "You're Welcome." Me in my head: "Fuck you."
Those socks are free with that. Really? I had no idea!
Them: "You've been here since the morning!" Me: "Yeahhhh..." Me in my head: "Kill me now."
And that rang up a dollar ninety-nine?
Do we have to have the coupon to get the discount? If you didn't need the coupon, it wouldn't be a discounted price. It would be a normal price.
Them: "So you live up the mountain down here?" Me: "No. I live about a fifteen minute drive from here." Them: "There's another part of Juneau besides this street?"
So what's it like in the winter when it's completely dark and cold? What the fuck do you think it's like? How does it SOUND?
Is this register open? Well... the sign says "Sorry... This register is closed."
Is this register open? Well... I'm standing here yelling "I can help the next person right here!" with a big smile on my face.
Can you wrap that really good? We're a lonnnnggg ways from home! Hardy harhar! Lemme guess, you live in Seattle.
Well we were at Moonhell Glacier today and...
We're from the ship, do we get a discount? Everyone's from the fucking ship.
Are you Indian Alaskan?
We went on a whale shark trip and...
Them: "Do you have a changing room?" Me: "No." Them: "Well can you just hide me in the back for a minute?" Me: "Umm... no." Me in my head: "What the fuck?"